I just can't resist these~~

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BRITISH
[ ] You drink a lot of tea. (Can't stand the stuff~)
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[×] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[×] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[ ] It's football.... Not soccer. (I grew up calling soccer 'soccer' and American football, 'football'. Old habits die hard.....)
Total = 3

AUSTRALIAN
[ ] You wear flip-flops all year.
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[×] You love the beach.
[×] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan. (What? xD)
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total = 4

ITALIAN
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (Not often, but she does for Thanksgiving and Christmas~~)
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye colour.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10'' (:rage:)
[×] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total = 5

SPANISH
[ ] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] Your last name has a Z in it.
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr. (Hells no. That just drives me InSaNe!!!)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total = 2

RUSSIAN
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[×] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house. (...)
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[×] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You don't get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[×] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You can speak some Russian.
[ ] You love listening to techno.
Total = 4

POLISH
[ ] Your parents let you drink.
[×] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish
[×] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup
Total = 2

IRISH
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[×] You like the colour green. (Emerald green, yeah, Neon green? Forgeta 'bout it!)
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have/had red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
Total = 7

Black
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[-] You know how to shoot a gun. (Do the plastic ones count? xD)
[x] You like chicken.
[×] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
[ ] You smoke newports.
Total = 2.5

ASIAN
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[×] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math. (Pffft. i wish~>,<")
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 1

GERMAN
[×] You like bread.
[x] You think American Chocolate is good. (It's okay....)
[x] You speak some German.
[×] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. (Grammar Nazi~~)
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're under 5'4". (One. Friggin. Inch!)
Total = 7

CANADIAN
[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[ ] You love beer.
[×] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's. (I don't follow the hockey.  )
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch Degrassi.
Total = 2

FRENCH
[x] You like French toast.
[ ] You love wine.
[x] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[ ] You have eaten a snail. (ewww...)
[ ] You like fashion.
[ ] You have been to France.
[x] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
Total = 3

AMERICAN
[x] You hate Illegal Immigrants (Only the illegal ones though! i have plenty of friends from different countries who are taking citizenship classes~~)
[ ] You hate the french
[x] You've been to more than 5 states.
[x] You Love Baseball (GO SOX!)
[x] It's SOCCER!!
[×] Your Lazy
[x] You hate people who trash talk America (Okay, I'll admit, we're not the best, but we try!)
[/] You help people who don't appreciate it
Total = 6.5

NORWEGIAN
[ ] You know what lefse is.(uhh...?)
[ ] You can speak some Norwegian.
[ ] You love trolls.
[ ] You know what lutefisk is.(again...uhh...?)
[x] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[ ] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[×] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[-] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair. (Just the eyes~ ^^)
[×] You know how to fish or have fished before.
Total= 3.5

BELGIAN
[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[×]You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules. (It really does~~^^)
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[x] You drive/own a French or German car.
[×] You have a lot of comments on your government. (Who doesn't nowadays?)
Total: 5

DUTCH
[×] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[×] You have a cheerful nature.
[×] You like the sea. (8D)
[ ] You are good at buildinghandiworkprojects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.
Total: 2

ARAB
[×] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[ ] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have a black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with "Al" or "bin"
[ ] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.
Total: 1


Guess I'm German/Irish.... which makes sense, since I'm 50% British mix, 25% French-Canadian, 10% German, 5% Native American, and 5% Swiss~~
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yawndo's avatar
British: 4
Aussie: 5
Italian: 6
Spanish: 4
Russian: 3
Polish: 2
Irish: 4
AFRICAN: 5
Asian: 4
German: LOL, 7 (1-4 inches)
Canadian: 0 :lmao:
French: 1.5
American: 3 (I am ashamed greatly)
Norwegian: 2.5
Belgian: 3